No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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