We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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