I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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