Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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