idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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