You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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