Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
