people are starting to question the shark bite story
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
two words...techno handjob
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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