if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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