just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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