Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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