He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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