did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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