I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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