How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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