I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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