I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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