so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
