so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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