im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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