Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
