She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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