I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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