I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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