btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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