I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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