woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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