i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She announced her abortion via fbk
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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