I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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