Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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