So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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