what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Congratulations! We have a period
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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