My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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