I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What a fucking waste of an outfit
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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