Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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