Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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