dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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