gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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