this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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