I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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