Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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