okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I will be naked everywhere
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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