if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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