Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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