You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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