Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
