walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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