either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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