do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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