I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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