i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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