so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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