Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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